(Picture above is courtesy of our new Website Coming soon)It is a great time to be a member of Glory Days Sports. We have so many plans for 2010. You are going to love the NEW ideas we have! The idea that has GDS the most excited is "The Glory's", the end of the year Awards Ceremony (Dinner, Drinks, Laughs, Glory's and more). This ceremony will be more of a spoof on ESPNs ESPYs than anything else! It will be tons of fun!!! Throughout 2010 we will hold various polls for each Sports League, trying to find out who you think is the best player in that league. By the end of that season we will narrow it down to 5 GDS Members and they will have the chance to win a Glory at the end of the year. We will have many other awards too, including the Grand Prize; 2010 Most Awesome GDS Member! This will be an Event to follow closely throughout the year! Now for some quick Updates, followed by some "witty" tutorial of the latest games:
Now to the Games
Registration Now Open
Deptford Does Dodgeball
- Start Date March 15 (pushed back to accommodate more teams)
- Registration Ends March 5
- $100 OFF for all existing teams in Voorhees (AWESOME DEAL)
- Cost $500 for up to 12 Players
- T-Shirts/Uniforms included
- Monday Nights (7pm-9pm)
- Location: Deptford Skating Center
- Same great fun as Voohees, New great location
- Start Date April 10 (Going to start the weekend after Easter Holiday)
- Registration Ends March 26
- $50 OFF League Switching Discount (show us you played elsewhere in 2009)
- Unlimited $50 Team Referral Discount (Cash back for every team you refer to GDS)
- Cost $700 for up to 15 players
- T-Shirts/Uniforms included
- Saturday Games (10am, 11:30am, 1pm, 2:30pm, 4pm)
- New Location: Marlton "Willow Ridge Field"
GDS Coed Softball National League (Hammonton 11th Street Fields)
- Start Date April 11 (Going to start the weekend after Easter Holiday)
- Registration Ends March 26
- $50 OFF League Switching Discount (show us you played elsewhere in 2009)
- Unlimited $50 Team Referral Discount (Cash back for every team you refer to GDS)
- Cost $700 for up to 15 players
- T-Shirts/Uniforms included
- Sunday Games (10am, 11:30am, 1pm, 2:30pm, 4pm)
- Location: Hammonton 11th Street Fields
- Date June 5
- Registration ends May 1
- Location Ritter Fields in Atco
- Same rules as our GDS Backyard Classic
- 6v6 Coed Sand Volleyball League (week nights starting mid June)
- Coed Kickball League (week nights starting mid June)
- Inaugural 3v3 Half Court Basketball Tournament (tentative date June 26)
- Inaugural Coed Dodgeball Tournament (tentative date July 24th)
- 2nd Annual "GDS Backyard Classic" Wiffle Ball Tournament (tentative date August 21)
Men's Basketball (Marlton)
Glory Days Sports Men's Basketball League is in a full court press. There are some awesome shooters on every team! You have "Hot and Cold" Jason Kacavich of the Burlington Blazers, look out when he is "Hot". Along with teammate Rob Mungo, he reminds me of Barkley on the Boards. Aaron Spellman of Enima, this guy does not slow down for one minute. Smooth moving Mike Valenti of Off All Night, only 1 team has been able to beat Off All Night this season;-). Lewis Russo of Grated Cheese, pushes the ball the entire game. Nick Maldunado of 80% Cotton, our referees say he is a great player (why do they know him by name already???). The injured Elliot Baterman, hurt his ribs but will be back soon stalking the three line for the 67ers. Dan DiGerolamo of the Dunkin Degos proves Italians can play ball too (you hear that Jersey Shore)! There is one guy in our league that is absolutely Lights Out. Walt Montford (captain of Showtime) does not miss a shot all night, from anywhere on the floor, no matter how many hands in his face! He just recently signed up a team for Dodgeball in Deptford, maybe this is your chance guys to get him back for draining 3 ball after 3 ball right in your faces! Good thing our dodgeballs don't sting Walt! Check out all Basketball Scoring Leaders here.
Dodgeball Season II (Voorhees)
The Tuesday Division featured many new teams and some really hot women (hot women are always worth mentioning right)! Only Sloppy Hairless Chihuahua's played well and represented Season I gracefully! Sweaty Balls (after losing in the championship in Season I) dropped 11 against the somewhat new Balls Of Fury! The returning Vicious Vikings also had a tough night. The fan favorites Pink Panthers went 7-6...I think it is because they had a Full Squad show up...that would have never happened last season! I look forward to getting to know our new teams Balls Out, One Man Wolf Pack, Blue Balls, Sorest Rump, My Balls Your Chin, Posh Car Wash, and the Nads. These teams all performed awesomely! It is rather hard playing a new sport all together against teams that just wrapped up their season. Very impressive performances!
The Wednesday Division welcomed a couple nationally recognized teams, last season's champions, a few other re"tooled" returning teams, and a few new teams (and oh yes the women here are just as hot). First, it is worth mentioning that Ballz To The Wall must have gotten rid of some "Dead Weight" (according to Team Captain Janet Habina) because they went undefeated week 1. Don't worry about what Janet said Deez Balls, did you get what I said about them being "retooled" ? I would rather lose 7 games then play with them too (dems is jokes)! The much loved Gags On Our Balls (Season I Champions) won a tightly fought match from Ballz On Ur Jawz. Did Balls On Ur Jawz have practices this off-season? They looked Awesome...all but when Lou Di Marco was yelling at me about the Ref (no problem Lou I can take it, thank you for not giving it to the Ref, yes he did respect the Zero Tolerance Rule). Gags On Our Balls looked a little distracted. It must have been the "Ring Ceremony" (Hoodie Ceremony) before the games! Nationally ranked Screaming Eagles did not disappoint beating a returning but name changing Sweat Pants Boners in all but 1 match. Returning team Ball Busters looked liked they attended the same Dodgeball Clinic as Ballz On Ur Jawz, they beat our other crowd favorite Jean Shea's BallDawgs. Now, it is no secret BallDawgs may be a little older than average age in our league but the well kept secret (up to that point) was on display for everyone to see Wednesday Night. They can play! Look out all you snot nosed kids!!! After playing their first ever Dodgeball game, they didn't even break a sweat (I mean a hip)! Jay Cassario's Bearded Clam, I mean Clams, look to be one of the biggest teams in our league! Jay, I like the deviation in team name from the common "Balls" something! Thank you! They beat our other nationally recognized team Python Tamers. The Red Rockets, Deez Ballz, and Cojones Del Fuego wrapped up our new teams. Red Rockets won a very close match against Deez Ballz due to the awesome play of team captain Matt Witkowski! Paulino Apistar captain of Cojones Del Fuego looked to be more of a movie director than Dodgeballer. He had one of his players (Jovian Yoh) wear a helmet cam during play. The video turned out AWESOME, their record...not so much! Don't worry "Balls of Fire" (the English conversion, I think) you played a team that was "retooled"!!!
Thank you all for reading! Every so often, we do a write up for the G.D. Newsletter "Sure to Entertain". All write ups are completely for Fun! Glory Days Sports tries to provide as much fun in all of our leagues as possible. If you would not like to be featured in the G.D. Newsletter, please email me at GloryDaysSports@gmail.com. Everything that is written is in complete jest and never to hurt any one's feelings! So if you are one of those people that protest everything...I ask you to please not read because doing so will eventually make your entire head spontaneously combust!!!
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