Glory Days Sports week 4 games were AWESOME!
Before we get into the games let's recap how week 3's Newsletter played out. 1st- I pour my heart and soul into writing and being as creative as possible until after midnight on Monday. 2nd- The 3 other members of Glory Days read it, get nervous that it is too provocative and pull the picture. 3rd- I actually receive a voicemail being berated, cursed, and threatened! 4th- I update the newsletter to make all pantie wastes feel better!
Now, to start this week I am changing the tagline from "Sure to Entertain" to "If You Lack a Sense of Humor...Don't Read Me"! All kidding aside, this Newsletter is just written to have fun with everyone...no one excluded! We specifically asked all teams if they had an issue with it or if anyone personally has an issue with it. To a man (and woman) we received nothing but rave reviews and asked us not to change it one bit. So without further adieu....
NOW TO THE SCORES:
Game 1
NKOTB (I mean ARH) is in town and rocking the Buttermakers 13-3.
Highlights- It would be easy to get on Ricky for sliding in to home (he just forgot he was no longer on the Phillies and this is Coed Softball), so we'll just say he was a single away from hitting for the cycle.
Game 2
Green Monsters eat up the Buttermakers 9-5.
Highlights- After another 0 and 2 day, the Buttermakers are really living up to their name!
Game 3
LawnKrafters out last Title America 8-3.
Highlights- LawnKrafters bench their starting pitcher (Mark DeNafo) and put in their ace in the hole Brian Pino! Brian pitched an amazing game...just ask him!
Game 4
Green Monsters lose a heart breaker to Team Awesome 12-10.
Highlights- The Highlighters left everything on the field for this one. (The previous statement becomes absolutely hysterical once you read further on to the "game of the day"!)
Game 5
LawnKrafters beat the Blue Jays 2-0.
Highlights- Sean Geary showcases his "strong arm". It is a shame second base is no longer in right field! Between the 2 games today, Sean (shortstop) tried to throw the ball 6 times to second...maybe you should stop trying to throw so damn hard and shoot for a little more accuracy Mitch Williams!
Game 6 (Game of the day)
NKOTB (ARH) absolutely annihilate, obliterate, eradicate or just ate Team Awesome 19-3.
Highlights- (refer to Game 4's Highlights for Team Awesome) The "New Kids On The Block" pounded the ball all game. With 3 Home Runs and countless other shots at the fence, (and a bit of foreshadowing) complaints will deluge the blog about Glory Days Sports not enforcing our "Steroid Policy" next. The ARH team is HOT!...(anyone know what a "double entendre" is?)
Updates
***Moving Forward, all umpires will follow ASA rules for foul balls. You do not get to burn one foul ball. A foul ball on the third strike is strike 3. (as per our rule book)
***The Wiffleball Tournament is already going to be a huge hit! Tentatively we have set it for Saturday, August 8th. A Cash Prize will be rewarded!!! More news to follow (hopefully we can submit the finer details by the end of this week).
***If you do not have a sense of humor you should not have been reading this (especially this far down, what if I was going to say something negative about you, then you would be all upset and be like, "I don't want them to make fun of me anymore" and we would have to be all like, "Stop whining" and like "If you don't like it you don't have to play in our league anymore")!
***Glory Days Sports Fall Coed Softball League is now forming! Get your team registered now! All games will be played on Saturdays. We will begin play either the last week in August or the first week in September. To achieve maximum games, all teams will play double headers every week. Spread the word!!!
Until next week...this is Jamie Connor signing off!
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